Tag: christmas
group name: holidayhumor
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December 09, 2006 10:25 PM EST --
'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house
I searched for the tools to hand to my spouse.
Instructions were studied and we were inspired,
in hopes we could manage "Some Assembly . . . more
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December 12, 2006 10:02 PM EST --
Brought to you from
"Humor Matters".
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Procter and Gamble? . . . more
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December 09, 2006 09:12 AM EST --
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding . . . more
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December 11, 2006 10:36 AM EST --
Take one of your favorite Christmas songs and rewrite it! :) It's kind of fun. lol. I did O, Christmas tree and this is what I came up with:
Oh cassandra dee, oh cassandra dee
your hair is . . . more
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December 15, 2006 08:00 PM EST --
Dear Santa,
I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned, and cuddled my
children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor,
and sold sixty-two cases of . . . more
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November 14, 2007 10:33 AM EST --
I am getting into the holiday spirit - so I thought we could play a little game and name all the Christmas songs we could think of
I will start with: The First Noel
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December 07, 2006 09:13 AM EST --
Let's think of some things to say if you get a Christmas gift that you don't like.
Here are mine:
This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
Gosh. I hope this never . . . more
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December 24, 2006 08:56 PM EST --
A Christmas Memory I can now laugh about
This happened to me years ago and the memory came to me tonight
after reading Melissa L's Christmas Memories article.
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474976869156 . . . more
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December 20, 2006 10:41 PM EST --
My son was over here earlier and left this web page on the computer. You can send e-cards for Christmas.
http://www.e-cards.com/catalog/cat-selection.pl?group=Christmas&cat=Christmas
. . . more
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December 15, 2006 11:03 PM EST --
Every year, I have a tradition. My tradition is to buy Christmas cards (as cheaply as possible, of course!), fill them out, address them, and then let them collect dust until next year when I find them . . . more
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January 15, 2007 08:43 PM EST --
I just recieved this in an email and debated posting it. Decided too.
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly . . . more
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December 16, 2006 12:25 PM EST --
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Republished. This was from my old account, I like it, here it is again, edited
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December 29, 2006 10:42 AM EST --
Now, if anyone asks you what the difference
is between Christmas and Chanukah, you
will know what and how to answer!
1. Christmas is one day, same day every year,
December 25. Jews also love December . . . more
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December 10, 2006 06:23 PM EST --
I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE A CALGON CHRISTMAS
Shopping has never been my forte. Needless to say, Christmas shopping literally . . . more
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December 11, 2006 06:59 PM EST --
It was the summer before my 12th year. It was after the separation but before the remarriage. The divorce was not yet final.
My nerves were high, my stomach was low and I was not eating much.
Some . . . more
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December 14, 2007 02:42 PM EST --
It was a bitterly cold December afternoon and the bills were due. Lucy Kupfel's Mother was trying to scrape together the money for the phone and the electric company; a subsidy paid for the heat. . . . more
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December 19, 2007 06:44 PM EST --
Mama, will Christmas come this year?
Of course, Mira, it comes every year.
I mean, will it come to us this year?
Mama paused. Yes, Mira, it will come to us.
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December 17, 2006 05:04 PM EST --
My daughter came to visit us today. Not too long after she got home she forwarded this to me. I thought it was hilarious.
Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual . . . more
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December 04, 2007 09:38 AM EST --
T he holiday season is upon us, which means that office parties are right around the corner. Many careers have crashed and burned as a result of inappropriate behavior ‘neath the office . . . more
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December 12, 2007 11:15 AM EST --
HOLLYWOOD. Barbra Streisand, who already has two best-selling Christmas albums on her resume, says she is surprised by the warm reception her latest holiday release--"A Traditional . . . more
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