Tag: food
group name: holidayhumor
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May 15, 2007 08:59 AM EDT --
I guess when you live in a small town, far away from the city fleshpots, you have to make your own entertainment. Some go in for amateur theatricals, some hold pie eating contests; but the residents of . . . more
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December 28, 2006 03:03 AM EST --
I have found myself wondering.....Is meat meant to be square?
Have you ever thought that before?
I think this might be one of the reasons why I have never been to Wendy's. I see their commercials . . . more
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December 25, 2007 04:56 PM EST --
So, this morning I was in a hurry. I had to open presents, shower, get my daughter ready, make enchiladas, and get out the door in one and a half hours this morning.
I had stayed up half . . . more
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December 08, 2006 08:22 AM EST --
This one rushed into my head faster than I could get back to the keyboard to type it out
I hadn't a date for the Prom
I asked - I asked and got none
So I got a six pack
And drank it . . . more
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December 22, 2006 02:45 PM EST --
HOLIDAY EATING TIPS
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> 1.Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table
>knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave . . . more
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February 28, 2007 10:17 AM EST --
An easy and delicious way to serve fresh asparagus.
2 pounds asparagus, tough ends trimmed, rinsed and patted dry
3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
2 large cloves garlic, minced
Salt
Freshly . . . more
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December 06, 2006 03:23 PM EST --
I will start. ‘L’ is for ‘Lords A Leaping’.
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January 04, 2007 03:59 PM EST --
So, I had a week off at Christmas and went on vacation. I went to Alabama with Michael. Well, we went several other places first, so I'll tell you all about it. Michael got to my house on Saturday . . . more
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November 21, 2007 02:00 AM EST --
A little backstory: Yesterday, we went to the Asian food & gifts store in town and bought some goodies with our food stamps as a thanksgiving treat to ourselves. Keeb bought some white gourd juice . . . more
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November 23, 2006 02:14 PM EST --
Here in Canada we celebrate Thanksgiving on the second Monday of
October. Though it is a holiday and we have turkey and all the trimmings, I am told it is not celebrated with quite the same . . . more
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December 05, 2006 03:22 PM EST --
Again I will start. Jesus. Your turn now.
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December 11, 2006 12:41 PM EST --
I’ll start with stockings.
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January 29, 2007 01:31 PM EST --
This is a place where people beyond Holy cannot enter. Its contents contain items not be touched by human hands. Some items are cheap, some expensive and some so valuable they cannot be appraised. . . . more
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December 04, 2006 09:49 PM EST --
I will start. Since I don't really care for turkey, I will say ham.
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December 08, 2006 06:49 PM EST --
‘P’ is for party!!!
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December 11, 2006 12:53 PM EST --
‘T’ is for turkey.
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December 12, 2006 12:56 PM EST --
'U' is for Unite.
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December 14, 2006 12:39 PM EST --
‘W’ is for White Christmas.
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January 09, 2007 06:58 PM EST --
‘R’ is for Resolutions
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December 06, 2006 03:15 PM EST --
I will start. ‘K’ is for kinfolk.
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