Tag: holidays
group name: holidayhumor
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December 05, 2006 07:12 PM EST --
* Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"
* Kid asks for new bike, gets a pack of smokes.
* Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling. . . . more
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December 09, 2006 10:25 PM EST --
'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house
I searched for the tools to hand to my spouse.
Instructions were studied and we were inspired,
in hopes we could manage "Some Assembly . . . more
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December 11, 2006 10:36 AM EST --
Take one of your favorite Christmas songs and rewrite it! :) It's kind of fun. lol. I did O, Christmas tree and this is what I came up with:
Oh cassandra dee, oh cassandra dee
your hair is . . . more
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December 15, 2006 08:00 PM EST --
Dear Santa,
I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned, and cuddled my
children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor,
and sold sixty-two cases of . . . more
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December 07, 2006 09:13 AM EST --
Let's think of some things to say if you get a Christmas gift that you don't like.
Here are mine:
This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
Gosh. I hope this never . . . more
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December 16, 2006 12:25 PM EST --
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Republished. This was from my old account, I like it, here it is again, edited
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December 20, 2006 10:41 PM EST --
My son was over here earlier and left this web page on the computer. You can send e-cards for Christmas.
http://www.e-cards.com/catalog/cat-selection.pl?group=Christmas&cat=Christmas
. . . more
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December 15, 2006 11:03 PM EST --
Every year, I have a tradition. My tradition is to buy Christmas cards (as cheaply as possible, of course!), fill them out, address them, and then let them collect dust until next year when I find them . . . more
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December 05, 2007 11:22 AM EST --
ARLINGTON, Virginia. The month of December is a time of peace and goodwill for members of several world religions, but for Alan Macy, it's a nightmare. "Everybody gangs up on me--Christians, . . . more
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December 15, 2006 05:12 PM EST --
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Republished. This was from my old account, I like it, here it is again, edited ========================================================== . . . more
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December 15, 2006 09:26 AM EST --
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late . . . more
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December 22, 2006 11:06 PM EST --
I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas, and Arkansas and West Virginia . . . more
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December 05, 2007 08:09 AM EST --
BUFFALO, NY. The problem with the holidays is that they come at the wrong time of the year, according to Niles Forbert, a floorwalker at Rich's department store in downtown Buffalo. "Just . . . more
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December 21, 2007 04:38 PM EST --
The holidays are a stressful time of the year, straining both long-term relationships and brief flings that begin as drunken come-ons at office parties. How does one cope with competing and often . . . more
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December 05, 2006 06:47 PM EST --
10. Instead of saying, "Ho-Ho-Ho," he hollers "Oy vey!"
9. He asks the mothers if they want to sit on his lap.
8. Resume includes appearing as Santa in "Naughty, Naughty Girls." . . . more
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December 22, 2006 09:50 PM EST --
So, I sat down tonight to do my last minute, been putting it off, it's getting too close to Christmas, wrapping. Mostly, it was a few kids items. Hubby and I got few chances to shop this year . . . more
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December 30, 2006 01:32 PM EST --
I have an almost 9 week old granddaughter. She has stayed the night w/o her parents on 2 occasions and 6 weekends with her parents. I generally pick them up on Friday night and they stay until . . . more
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September 12, 2007 09:05 PM EDT --
BROOKLINE, Mass. Today is the first day of Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year, and Emily Greenberg is gathered with her family here for a traditional dinner that includes dates, black-eyed beans, . . . more
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December 29, 2006 07:46 AM EST --
Ok, I finally got the pictures off the digi cam, and uploaded, etc, etc. I have some video clips as well. The full page with pictures can be found here: http://herbers.valknot.com/ducttape.htm
Here's . . . more
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January 08, 2007 09:44 AM EST --
This is for all of you who like the Tampon Angel I posted yesterday. I had a request to find a website full of craft ideas using tampons. Well, here it is! It starts out with Christmas, but has all holidays . . . more
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