Tag: random
group name: holidayhumor
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December 04, 2006 04:40 PM EST --
Simple Rules...
Make Up Your Own Solution to This Riddle:
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a Christmas Tree?
(Maybe a very tall bird with green pin feathers, Maybe tree with . . . more
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December 22, 2006 07:55 AM EST --
This was written December 16th.
Yesterday at about 4pm Joey's Memaw died. I was on 65 north and had Tyler in the car with me when Anita (Joey's mom) called and said Memaw went to . . . more
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December 09, 2006 09:12 AM EST --
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding . . . more
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December 06, 2006 09:47 PM EST --
Do you pull off the wrapping or rip
Shred the bow, break the tape, or just snip
It's the gift that's inside
That is your big surprize
Unscrew the old cap, take a sip!
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December 28, 2006 03:03 AM EST --
I have found myself wondering.....Is meat meant to be square?
Have you ever thought that before?
I think this might be one of the reasons why I have never been to Wendy's. I see their commercials . . . more
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December 16, 2006 12:25 PM EST --
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Republished. This was from my old account, I like it, here it is again, edited
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December 04, 2006 03:21 AM EST --
There is a website you can to go to fill in the blanks..lol, it creates a letter to Santa and they are HILARIOUS. lol. http://www.members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm
Santa Claus
North . . . more
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February 01, 2007 10:41 AM EST --
These are not quite like those cute little pot bellied hairy dolls of the 70's. No, these are the people who go around and purposly give specific people low ratings on posts and pictures. While . . . more
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December 15, 2006 05:12 PM EST --
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Republished. This was from my old account, I like it, here it is again, edited ========================================================== . . . more
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December 22, 2006 10:05 AM EST --
MY PAST YEAR ON GATHER AND WHAT IT HAS MEANT TO ME
I had planned to write this gatherversary article on the 20th but Julie L., my cyber sis, honored me that day with a wonderful article wishing . . . more
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December 07, 2006 08:08 AM EST --
I haven't a clue what to do.
There are limericks stuck in my shoe.
They grind like a corn,
I am really forlorn.
Woops! There's another for you.
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December 22, 2006 11:06 PM EST --
I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas, and Arkansas and West Virginia . . . more
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February 14, 2007 10:59 AM EST --
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY Merrin....
I know recieving a cheap email is not most women's idea of a great gift and I am sorry I am unable to give more.I realize that the past 18 months of financial . . . more
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December 18, 2006 01:27 PM EST --
"There's a problem with the angel," said a Pharisee who happened to
be strolling by the stable. As he explained to Joseph, angels are
widely regarded as religious symbols, and the stable . . . more
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December 26, 2006 03:53 PM EST --
I planned on having a nice, quiet holiday weekend with my father who was staying with us from Saturday to Tuesday. I informed my cousin and my son that nobody else was going to stay the night. . . . more
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December 15, 2006 12:59 PM EST --
ANGEL
An
Angel
Sits atop
Our tree. With
Outstretched arms,
Wings white spread free.
Sentry to decorations bright,
Tinsel, . . . more
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December 30, 2006 01:32 PM EST --
I have an almost 9 week old granddaughter. She has stayed the night w/o her parents on 2 occasions and 6 weekends with her parents. I generally pick them up on Friday night and they stay until . . . more
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January 01, 2007 12:27 AM EST --
Gather was something new this year for me. Though I've been online for years, I've really come to love Gather. Sure, there are some things that can be improved - aren't there always!
But, . . . more
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December 09, 2006 05:52 PM EST --
Top 10 Signs You're Being Stalked by Martha Stewart
10. You get a threatening note made up of letters cut from a magazine with pinking shears, and they're all the same size, the same font, and . . . more
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December 22, 2006 12:11 PM EST --
I recieved this is an e-mail. I do not know who the author is but I find it to be cute so I wanted to share it.
The "W" in Christmas
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>Each December, . . . more
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